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Welcome to the Fun Zone. This Page had ben removed from Star Radio for about a year now - due to lack of time to update it.
This is a second attempt of rebirth, and below is the first update.
You can find Jokes, Funny Pictures or/and Hilarious Video Clips.
Have a Laugh,
& Don't forget to enjoy the music.
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 Not Going To Try This Again
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Mall employee, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Blonde in Pain
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A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!".
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."
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A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall
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A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."
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Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy
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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three.
One to change the bulb, one to call the media to publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the democrats.
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Three Strikes You're Out
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A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses.
When one of the horses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."
Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.
His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."
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Bush Declares War On Bird Flu
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Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach to the War on Bird Flu," President Bush launched a nuclear attack on Turkey today.
He said the Canary Islands are next...
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First Cut is the Deepest
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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit,
Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, what're you in for?”
“I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,” said Tim.
“Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!”
“Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. “That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?”
“I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Sammy answered.
“Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!”
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Fish Market
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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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Daddy, what is sex?
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She said, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old
enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees".
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
Her father said, "Why did you ask that question, honey?"
She replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a few sex."
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Toothbrush Salesman
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A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that it couldn't be such a bad job.
So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says,
“Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That''s not enough”.
So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes.
So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, “Look, you''re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.”
So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.
So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says “Free chips and dip” A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip
and says, “This tastes like shit.”
And the salesman replied, “Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”
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